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Look at those subject lines
It’s enough to make your face turn red
My inbox is an adventure
Each day I approach it with dread
And I’m prayin’ that my colleagues won’t notice
What kind of man will they think I am?
Judging by my spam

Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam!
Its use is reprehensible
Outrageous, indefensible
That’s spam

Seems like useful information
It’s kinda hard to disregard
Bigger breasts, a trimmer waistline
And potions for keeping it hard
And the last thing in the world I need right now...another credit card
Another credit card

Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam!
If you send it you’ve got some nerve
Hope you get what you deserve
Endless spam

So much information unsolicited
So many times I've tried to unsubscribe
I change my email every couple of weeks
But they always find me
No matter how I contrive
To hide

But the spam which outspams all the other spam
The cheekiest and most offensive
Is the spam that requires you to pay
And by the way, it’s not inexpensive
There’s nothing like getting an offer
To get rid of all of your spam
In the form of spam

Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam!
My inbox is my castle
So lay off
You lowlife acolyte of spam

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from Some Guy Called Doug, released February 7, 2012

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Doug Hamilton puts his finger on what's terrifyingly funny about modern life and just keeps probing. In other hands, this could be dire, but Doug has a special way of making you laugh AND making you think. Doug grew up in America, came of age in Scotland, and has been bouncing between the US and the UK ever since. He never saw an instrument he didn't want to play. ... more

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