Old MacDonald had a form…E I E I O
And on that form there were some blanks…E I E I O
With a blank blank here and a blank blank there
Here a blank, there a blank, everywhere a blank blank
Old MacDonald had a form…E I E I O


Old MacDonald had a form…E I E I O
And on that form there were instructions…E I E I O
With a write this here and a write that there
Don’t do this, do do that, fill it in in triplicate
Blank blank here, blank blank there
Here a blank, there a blank, everywhere a blank blank
Old MacDonald had a form…E I E I O


Old MacDonald had a form…E I E I O
And on that form was legalese…E I E I O
With a whereas here and a wherefore there
Heretofore, notwithstanding yadda yadda yadda
Write this here, write that there
Don’t do this, do do that, fill it in in triplicate
Blank blank here, blank blank there
Here a blank, there a blank, everywhere a blank blank
Old MacDonald had a form…E I E I O


Old MacDonald had a form…E I E I O
And on that form were intrusive questions…E I E I O
With a “where were you” and a “what did you”
Who did you do it to and are they going to sue you?
Whereas here, wherefore there
Heretofore notwithstanding yadda yadda yadda
Write this here, write that there
Don’t do this, do do that, fill it in in triplicate
Blank blank here, blank blank there
Here a blank, there a blank, everywhere a blank blank
Old MacDonald had a form…E I E I O


Old MacDonald had a form…E I E I O
And on that form there were disclaimers…E I E I O
With a “we don’t know” and a “we can’t say”
And if we knew anything you couldn’t sue us anyway
Where were you, what did you
Who did you do it to and are they going to sue you?
Whereas here, wherefore there
Heretofore notwithstanding yadda yadda yadda
Write this here, write that there
Don’t do this, do do that, fill it in in triplicate
Blank blank here, blank blank there
Here a blank, there a blank, everywhere a blankity blank blank blank
Well…Old MacDonald had a form…E I E I O